“I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.” —
Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.
this smooth ass motherfucker
Classic Who: How to deal with a Dalek
- Kick it
- Push it
- Throw a rock at it
- Drag it
- Throw a stick at it
- Jump on it
- Throw a stick at it THEN jump on it
- Rope it
- Mow it down with a truck
“Don’t be sad, Grace. You’ll do great things.”
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
ASDFFHJKLJS this is so cute
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
fashion, boho,& pop culture
this was too cool not to reblog
And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.
Wait. You Forgot The Birds.
YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.
AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.
Where the fuck did you guys get my childhood drawings
why did you draw a hole in the tree
My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys
as opposed to
because they want to
and by favourite, i mean i hate those guys
Look everyone, a feminist!
This is the first time I’ve been called a feminist I’m a 20 year old man in pyjama pants